


Slowly I turned

by Chad Hyou



Category: Zoids
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2002-06-24
Updated: 2002-06-24
Packaged: 2013-05-12 15:52:49
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 633
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/833975/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/203002/Chad-Hyou
Summary: Short humor fic. Bit, Brad, and Leon reenact one of my favorite comedy acts. Flames accepted.





	Slowly I turned

Chad: Hello people! Were back online! This is a short fic based on one of my favorite comedy acts. Can you guess which act I'm reenacting? I don't own Zoids.  
  
= narration ###: "####" = person talking (duh)  
  
Bit: "Oh, sorry pal."  
  
Brad: "Did you call me pal?"  
  
Bit: "uh..yeah."  
  
Brad: "It's been a while since someone called me pal."  
  
Bit: "Really?"  
  
Brad: "I had a pal once! But one day, he did it. He took my girl away from me! He took my Naomi far away! He was always jealous of me n' her."  
  
Bit: "Do tell."  
  
Brad: "I chased them all over Zi. I went to Romeo city. Found out I missed them by an hour. I chased them all over the world. Till I finally caught up with them, in New Helic city..NEW HELIC CITY!!"  
  
Brad: "Slooooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch, then I came face to face with the man who had ruined my life! And do you know what I did!? I SMACKED HIM I PUNCHED HIM (BAM) I CRUSHED HIM (BONK) I TORE HIM TA PIECES (tears Bit's shirt) AND I KNOCKED HIM DOWN!!   
  
Bit: "GEEZ BUDDY TAKE IT EASY!"  
  
Brad: "Oh, I'm sorry. It's that darn word New Helic city. Every time I hear it, I tears me apart."  
  
Bit: "Don't do me much good either. Hmph, ungrateful, that's what it is. I call a guy pal, listen to his life story, and just because I say New Helic city~"  
  
Brad: "NEW HELIC CITY!!"  
  
Bit: "Aw geez!"  
  
Brad: "Slooooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch, then I came face to face with the man who had ruined my life! And do you know what I did!? I SMACKED HIM I PUNCHED HIM (BAM) I CRUSHED HIM (BONK) I TORE HIM TA PIECES (tears Bit's shirt) AND I KNOCKED HIM DOWN!!   
  
Bit: "Aw geez. Not my day."  
  
Bit: "Sorry pal.  
  
Leon: "Did you just call me pal?"  
  
Bit: "Oh no."  
  
Leon: "I had a pal once."  
  
Bit: "Did he take ya girl away?"  
  
Leon: "Yes! But how~"  
  
Bit: "Then you chased him all over Zi?"  
  
Leon: "Exactly! But how did~"  
  
Bit: "Then you found him in New Helic City?"  
  
Leon: "NEW HELIC CITY!!"  
  
Bit: "ERGH! Now hold on a seco~"  
  
Leon: "Slooooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch, then I came face to face with the man who had ruined my life! And do you know what I did!? I SMACKED HIM I PUNCHED HIM (BAM) I CRUSHED HIM (BONK) I TORE HIM TA PIECES (tears Bit's shirt) AND I KNOCKED HIM DOWN!!   
  
Leon: "Oh, I'm sorry, it's that darn Brad and Noami. There responsible for this."  
  
Brad: "YOU"  
  
Leon: "Hello Brad."  
  
Brad: "Hello Leon."  
  
Brad: "Oh can't complain. How've you been?"  
  
Bit: "Go ahead! Tell him what ya gonna do!"  
  
Brad: "Forget about it! It's ancient history!"  
  
Leon: "Yeah! You know I almost got ya in Romeo city."  
  
Bit: "Why you cowards! Your afraid to say New Helic city!"  
  
Leon and Brad: "NEW HELIC CITY!!!!"  
  
Bit: "ARRGHHH!!"  
  
Leon and Brad: "Slooooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch.   
  
END.  
  
Ya gotta put the Brad/Naomi/Leon triangle and Bit's attraction to pain to good use folks. ^_^ 


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